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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I would add opening jars/package for meals or snacking.

A couple of times a week, my wife wants me to open a jar or a package so secure nuclear weapons could be sealed in them.

When I do that I get “dibs” on whatever was in the jar or the secure package. Yesterday, I opened a jar with artichoke hearts, and a couple slices were tasted by me re quality and taste!


6 posted on 08/09/2022 9:36:05 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Anyone, who can make you believe in absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.!" ~ (Voltaire)!!)
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To: Grampa Dave

And, if the relationship is a bit on the rocks (e.g., she argued and argued until you just gave up) you can reverse that. Go thru the pantry/fridge for jars and tighten them down so NO ONE can open them — even the ones she knows you already opened for her.
If she asks, “You must be getting old and losing muscle tone”.
Can you still out run her?


10 posted on 08/09/2022 9:41:10 AM PDT by bobbo666 (Baizuo)
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