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Florida man tries to outrun deputies on riding lawnmower, authorities say
Okaloosa County deputies located theft suspect in Holt, Florida
https://www.foxnews.com/ ^
| JULY 12, 2022
| By Stephen Sorace
Posted on 07/12/2022 1:22:04 PM PDT by Red Badger
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THIS IS A LOCAL NEWS STORY HERE........................
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/12/2022 1:27:23 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: Red Badger
He was trying to (wait for it) - mow ‘em all down.
Badda-bing, badda-boom.
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posted on
07/12/2022 1:27:54 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: Red Badger
Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Florida can
Steals a boat, any time
Flees on a mower right off the line
Look out! Here comes the Florida Man!
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posted on
07/12/2022 1:28:57 PM PDT
by
Boogieman
To: Boogieman
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posted on
07/12/2022 1:30:06 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Red Badger
Go Speed Racer!
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posted on
07/12/2022 1:32:19 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Yo-Yo
All righty! A zero turn Deere!
To: rdl6989
To: Red Badger
Sometimes you’ve just gotta work with what you’ve got. A for effort, Florida Man.
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posted on
07/12/2022 1:58:28 PM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: Red Badger
Said to his buddy ‘hold my beer and watch this...’
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posted on
07/12/2022 2:02:47 PM PDT
by
Glenmore
To: Red Badger
he’s cutting to the chase...
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posted on
07/12/2022 2:07:49 PM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: Red Badger
Why didn’t they clip the bumper so he would spin out into the median?
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posted on
07/12/2022 2:10:01 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: Red Badger
Too bad for him the Po-Po weren’t driving Teslas. They can’t last more than a couple of miles in a high-speed chase.
To: Red Badger
Florida Man using cutting technology to evade capture 🤪
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posted on
07/12/2022 2:29:48 PM PDT
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it)
To: Da Coyote
Yeh, well, he’s the one who got clipped!
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posted on
07/12/2022 2:40:08 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: Red Badger
Covered in the “Lawn & Order” segment?
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posted on
07/12/2022 3:54:47 PM PDT
by
NativeSon
( *<~ <*)
To: Red Badger
If he’d bothered to jettison the clippings bag, he’d have had a real shot. /jk
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posted on
07/12/2022 4:14:28 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Yo-Yo
Nothing runs like a Deere!.........................
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posted on
07/13/2022 5:09:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: NativeSon
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂👍.....................
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posted on
07/13/2022 5:20:05 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Red Badger
Nothing runs like a Deere!......................... D'oh! Well, played, sir, well played!
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posted on
07/13/2022 5:34:36 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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