No, not a skateboard. He'd be a bigger embarrassment than Beto O'Rourke:
“Why would he use toe clips?”
He probably doesn’t have good enough control of his feet to keep them on the pedals. Someone on his team came up with the great idea of toe clips. If the toe clips had straps, his feet would have been trapped in the clips and it would have looked a lot more ridiculous.
Maybe he should try a skateboard or maybe a pogo stick, or romper stompers.
No, not a skateboard. He'd be a bigger embarrassment than Beto O'Rourke: