My kids had a fake snake when they were little. Ten feet long, a chartreuse stuffed snake with a red felt forked tongue. We named him Fermin Flexible. Everyone loved him.
This idiot woman has no style and is not even slightly clever. An idiot who deserves jail time where there are lots of rats and no snakes to eat them.
We had a fake snake too that was about that long but it was made of fabric not rubber. As we got older our mum used it under the door to keep out drafts.