If you want me to send you nudes it’ll be $20. If you don’t want me to send you nudes it’ll be $50.
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“If you want me to send you nudes it’ll be $20. If you don’t want me to send you nudes it’ll be $50.”
*sends you $20*
*reads it again*
Me: D4MMIT!!! *sends you $50*
*gets a funny feeling*
*gets out the calculator*