[fruser1]

I never knew I was older than Methuselah.

[MercyFlush]

By my calculations I’m approximately 1,462 years old.

[DIRTYSECRET]

I ain’t dead yet so what’s the problem?

[Dead Corpse]

Weird how decades of other studies show the benefits of moderate to light alcohol intake are now being pushed aside in what appears to be a global marketing campaign to make it seem like poison...

[humblegunner]

I must be about 75,000 years old.

[unixfox]

God made beer for a reason.

[deport]

Well when you get into your 80s is it beer, wine, liquor
or just plain old age?

[skeeter]

Don’t care how old my brain is as long as the rest of me looks sharp.

[Billthedrill]

Drinking just a glass of wine or pint of beer each night in middle-age may age your brain by two years, a study claims.

So don't drink just one glass. Apparently not two either. Problem solved.

[Flycatcher]

I don’t drink wine.

I gently imbibe it.

So I’m fine.

[Romulus]

Age is wisdom.

[Libloather]

After doing the math, my brain is now 763 years old. Bottoms up!

[blueunicorn6]

Just stay out of any bars named Middle Age.

[glorgau]

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[LibWhacker]

They’re looking at brain size.

I must be the amazing Man With The Nanobrain.

[M Kehoe]

Wine is good for digestion.

Wine is good for the soul.

Wine is good for loosening the First up...

5.56mm

[no-to-illegals]

This is actually good news. I’ve always suspected I was brain dead. This confirms

[PTBAA]

Well, it’s not like I’m using it....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My having a drink helps keep the people around me aging properly. :)

[Allegra]

Hey, I can still do the Wordle every day. And I don’t vote Democrat. So there’s that.

I think I’ll have a margarita.

[ought-six]

Hell, I guess that bright light I just saw was the Big Bang!