Red Dwarf Ping!
RIMMER: Why're you all looking at me like that? Like, as if this is all my fault? Have you any idea what kind of day I've had? I've been kidnapped, stripped, oiled, menaced, manacled, licked, nibbled, chained, tortured, humiliated, and I nearly had a knobbly thing the size and shape of a Mexican agave cactus jammed up where only customs men dare to probe.
You may already be aware of the Red Dwarf audio books on tape, read by Chris Barrie, the actor who plays Rimmer.
He did an excellent job. Nailed the other characters perfectly.
I have been eyeing up buying the entire Red Dwarf collection for my movie server :)