Ooooooohhhh... you, you got me!
Anytime you see a story like this the first thing to check for is, is it the Babylon Bee.
Got me, too!
Ooooooohhhh... you, you got me!
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We live in strange times when satire such as this is indistinguishable from reality.
The problem is that this is all too believable - parody is more realistic than what people are saying and being serious about these days.