Pictures? She must be awfully hot to risk a $927k a year salary!
I may be over-generalizing here, but if it's a woman who can be lured into bed with a knish, I'm guessing she's not all that hot.
Unless you're a chubby chaser.
When he made up those rules, he had no idea they could possibly apply to himself. And with good reason. They were never intended to take out paid-up members of the club. My bet is someone in the UM administration, no doubt of the same political ilk but with a better grounding in Machiavelli, wants that job.