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1 posted on 12/23/2021 5:25:44 PM PST by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 12/23/2021 5:26:48 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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Why not? What’s the worst that could happen?


3 posted on 12/23/2021 5:27:39 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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Uh-oh!


5 posted on 12/23/2021 5:27:46 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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“Smellevision replaces Television”


6 posted on 12/23/2021 5:28:20 PM PST by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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Well I can’t think of a better time to launch this than right in the middle of a pandemic lol!


7 posted on 12/23/2021 5:29:01 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Aim low, avoid disappointment.)
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Will I swell up like a blueberry?


8 posted on 12/23/2021 5:29:07 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I'm in the control group. I identify as "vaccinated".🤡)
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Will be a huge seller in the porn industry.


9 posted on 12/23/2021 5:29:38 PM PST by Rebelbase
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A Japanese professor has developed a prototype lickable TV screen that can imitate food flavours...

I hear the Porn Industry is interested ...

10 posted on 12/23/2021 5:30:04 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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Japan, keeping the world supplied with WTH, for over 100 years.
13 posted on 12/23/2021 5:32:04 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
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680972-A8-9-A41-4984-A4-FB-D665-C66-C1-F37
16 posted on 12/23/2021 5:35:47 PM PST by The Louiswu (Peace to you and may God Bless you all)
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Just because something can be done, do any mean it should be done.
20 posted on 12/23/2021 5:38:46 PM PST by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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24 posted on 12/23/2021 5:47:42 PM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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Just no.


26 posted on 12/23/2021 5:50:05 PM PST by Noumenon (Black American flag time. KTF)
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Here I thought scratch & sniff was stupid!


28 posted on 12/23/2021 6:01:51 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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Surely the greatest innovation since John Waters invented “Smell-o-vision” scratch and sniff cards for his movie “Polyester”. Spoiler: as soon as they flashed the sniff number on the screen for some normal odor, a second or two later there would be a gross smell in the movie, and that is the odor the card would reveal.


29 posted on 12/23/2021 6:02:48 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (META - Make Everything Trump Again)
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I’m waiting for Feel-O-Rama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79Mb_uE9Fk


30 posted on 12/23/2021 6:06:10 PM PST by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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“Mmmmmm! Tastes like Gorziwa!”


31 posted on 12/23/2021 6:11:17 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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Do not watch anything with the Kardashians on this TV!!!


33 posted on 12/23/2021 6:22:40 PM PST by InsidiousMongo
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Some things should not be invented, even if you can.


35 posted on 12/23/2021 7:56:19 PM PST by moovova
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This could go wrong in so many ways.


36 posted on 12/23/2021 8:21:39 PM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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