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Getting old can be funny;)

God bless

1 posted on 12/18/2021 5:16:49 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

I might be in trouble. I came up with “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”


2 posted on 12/18/2021 6:27:39 AM PST by WinMod70
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To: sodpoodle

1. RANDOM
2. FOLK
3. PINTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX


3 posted on 12/18/2021 6:38:28 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
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To: sodpoodle

What was the perverted answer to #1?


6 posted on 12/18/2021 6:47:25 AM PST by Blue Highway
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To: sodpoodle

What were the questions again?

;-)


8 posted on 12/18/2021 7:02:34 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: sodpoodle

This is brilliant!
Whoever thought of this should be awarded the Golden Suppository!


12 posted on 12/18/2021 7:47:33 AM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: sodpoodle

😆


13 posted on 12/18/2021 8:02:55 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: sodpoodle

I grant you it is funny.

But, what kind of person labels another pervie on the basis of knowing a bunch of sexy words? Words that any 12-yr old would gleefully yell out — in class!

Now, if paedo, BPlug, etc had been in the list; that’s different.


14 posted on 12/18/2021 8:04:40 AM PST by bobbo666 (Baizuo)
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To: sodpoodle

Has anyone been offered sex on the job?

I was offered sexual favor by a young saleswoman.
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner called Telamon. Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Telamon , the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented lemon or vanilla.


16 posted on 12/18/2021 9:24:59 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: sodpoodle

I’m a pervert. LOL!


18 posted on 12/18/2021 9:38:13 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: sodpoodle

i can’t remember why I clicked this thread


23 posted on 12/18/2021 10:50:58 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: sodpoodle
Very informative test!

I have now learned yet another way the internet has ruined me and why I’ll never be selected as a Wheel of Fortune contestant.

25 posted on 12/18/2021 4:25:18 PM PST by GBA (Endeavor to persevere)
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To: sodpoodle

I’m a bad man.

5.56mm


26 posted on 12/18/2021 4:30:07 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: sodpoodle

why yes i am a pervert. thank you very much


27 posted on 12/18/2021 4:57:52 PM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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