[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

I guess the bear was multi-tasking. Fighting cancer and mauling a woman.

[ptsal]

Winner for today’s headline participation award.

[dsc]

“The scary part is [the bear] will do it again,” she said. “And he’ll come to our house again because he knows there’s food in it. This is a dangerous bear.”

Get yourself a lever-action 45-70, and when he comes back, make him deceased. You’d get a lovely bear robe, a large quantity of bear grease, teeth and claws for necklaces, and I’m sure somebody would be grateful for all that meat, if you don’t want it.

What could be better than curling up under a bear robe, gnawing on bear jerky, while you sip herbal tea and watch “Friends” reruns?

[Jamestown1630]

I don’t see anything wrong with the headline.

The WOMAN was mauled by a bear, while she was also fighting cancer. The sentence doesn’t suggest that the bear was fighting cancer.

[PGR88]

"Our place is meticulously set up to prevent bears," she said.

Except for the unlocked front door.