[crusty old prospector]

How did he do?

[Inyo-Mono]

This had to be at China Lake Naval Weapons Center at Ridgecrest.

[eyedigress]

He was smoking a cigarette on federal property.

Bad things happen.

[jz638]

For any of you would be heros out there, this was the correct tactic to react to a person suddenly appearing in front of you wielding a sword. Get as much distance and as many obstacles in between you and that person. Much better to get teased at the motor pool than staying to fight and risking a lucky slash catching an artery or kidney.

[Nifster]

So the army called 911????

I’m so disappointed

[TigersEye]

The stranger asked him, 'Do you know who I am?' and 'Do you know where my family is?' to which the staff sergeant replied, 'no.'

If the staff sergeant had been thinking on his feet he should have replied ...

"Yes, I've been waiting here to escort you to them."

[Mark17]

Is there a mosque nearby?

[SaxxonWoods]

If only these soldiers had guns. I’ve heard they used to, in the long ago time.

[Magnum44]

Mug shot of perp...

[Bratch]

[NWFree]

Milley’s woke warriors couldn’t handle a psycho ninja.

Pathetic.

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

Aren’t U.S. military installations supposed to be secure?

Oh, nevermind it was a Ninja.

5.56mm

[Telepathic Intruder]

This guy should have half a dozen holes in him. Is the military so useless that it can arm the Taliban but not itself?

[Chewbarkah]

The police arrested the “ninja” but aren’t releasing the name to the public. This wasn’t an inside job, was it?

[1956tbyrd]

Uh-oh. Looks like some nerd escaped from his mommy’s basement.

[\/\/ayne]

[Trillian]

They named him here.

[tlozo]

Kwai Chang Caine?