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Man discovers bullet in buttocks, told police he thought it was “Roman candle”
KFVS 12 ^ | 6/30/21 | David Whisenant

Posted on 07/02/2021 1:12:52 PM PDT by Libloather

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Tried an FR search. Nothing with bullet and buttocks popped up.
1 posted on 07/02/2021 1:12:52 PM PDT by Libloather
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From the story:
… the 53-year-old man said that he was at the Sports Complex on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Avenue.
'Nuff said. Read no more.

2 posted on 07/02/2021 1:15:45 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ("I now make it my earnest prayer, that God would have the United States in his holy protection" - GW)
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To: Libloather

When I bought my last Christmas tree, the clerk asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said “No, I think the living room would be more appropriate”.


3 posted on 07/02/2021 1:15:48 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I'm having Uncle Toms Rice. It's like Uncle Bens but just a bit more racis'.)
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To: Libloather

Roman candle my ass.


4 posted on 07/02/2021 1:16:50 PM PDT by Migraine
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To: Libloather

Damn! This guy must have ‘tocks made of steel, to not know something was seriously wrong.

“Was that a bullet I just felt, or was the ‘wrong person’ just glad to see me?” He was heard to ask out loud.//


5 posted on 07/02/2021 1:17:20 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Libloather
Roman candle in buttocks?

Appears more Greek?

6 posted on 07/02/2021 1:19:44 PM PDT by FreeReign
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To: Libloather

All this tells me is that the guy was used to having a Roman candle up his but-tocks.


7 posted on 07/02/2021 1:20:20 PM PDT by fidelis (Defeatism and despair are like poison to men's souls. If you can't be positive, at least be quiet.)
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To: Libloather

Ballistic gelatin...


8 posted on 07/02/2021 1:21:57 PM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: Libloather

“Million to one shot, doc!”


9 posted on 07/02/2021 1:25:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: BipolarBob
When I bought my last Christmas tree, the clerk asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said “No, I think the living room would be more appropriate”.

Will you be appearing throughout the weekend?
10 posted on 07/02/2021 1:27:41 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will definitely kill you.h)
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To: Libloather
he was at the Sports Complex on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Avenue on Friday at approximately 1:00 a.m.

Nothing good happens...

11 posted on 07/02/2021 1:29:39 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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My brother and I used to do battle with roman candles using garbage can lids for shields and WWII helmet liners for protection. Until Mom got wind of it....


12 posted on 07/02/2021 1:32:33 PM PDT by dainbramaged ( Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe.)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Yep, 1:00 AM on MLK Jr Avenue makes this a dog bites man story.


13 posted on 07/02/2021 1:32:40 PM PDT by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: Libloather; Fred Nerks

So the guy was shot running away from the scene of an attempted car jacking, and would not report to hospital because it would result in a mandatory medical report of shooting to the police. After a few days the pain was too great so he makes up a roman candle story.

AND GETS AWAY WITH IT?

Unbelievable.

I feel somewhat mollified that the bullet is lodged just behind his left nut.


14 posted on 07/02/2021 1:32:59 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: Libloather

I hate home fireworks........A few years ago the local ABC meteorologist Dave Rexroth lost his eye due to being hit by a back yard fireworks.............


15 posted on 07/02/2021 1:34:12 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Libloather

“shot on MLK avenue”

all you need to know


16 posted on 07/02/2021 1:34:41 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Exactly.


17 posted on 07/02/2021 1:37:09 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix circa 1984.)
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To: Old Yeller; BipolarBob

When I bought my last Christmas tree, the clerk asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said “No, I think the living room would be more appropriate”.


Will you be appearing throughout the weekend?


2 Drink minimum, and dont forget to stuff a cpl of bucks in the tip jar.


18 posted on 07/02/2021 1:38:06 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: Libloather

Not that we need to laugh about someone’s misfortunes or anything. But we will.
SO, thanks for posting. Not every day that a PITA gets a chuckle.


19 posted on 07/02/2021 1:39:11 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie
on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Avenue...

As they say, nothing good ever happens on Martin Luther King Jr. Street/Boulevard/Avenue...

20 posted on 07/02/2021 1:40:21 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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