Cheez it...the cops
At least the ‘rat didn’t hide in Chucky Cheese.
Such a timely post. I’ve been binge watching Startup on Netflix this past week, in which the Darkweb is used to move drugs and engage in other criminal activities. 🤣
Se the dangers of cheese shops contaminated by cheese?
SciFi author H. Beam Piper, in the 1960s. had published a Para-Time Police story in which the fingerprints of a dead politician were compared to ones captured in a picture of the police officer/actor who was impersonating the politician in order to help the Police investigation. Almost sixty years later, it’s reality, not fiction.
To his credit, it is good cheese.
It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.
Stewart was identified after sharing an image of a block of cheese in the palm of his hand, from which his fingerprints were analysed.
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Sorry. Not buying this explanation, especially if that is the photo, which is rather low-res. In fact most social media sites automatically reduce the resolution of any photos uploaded because they know people are likely viewing the photos on a small screen, such as their phone, and not on a large monitor.
Le Da-mage de le Fromage!
A wedge of Stilton, crackers, and a dry rosé; my favorite things while stationed in England, 1973-75.
“Sonnet to a Stilton Cheese” by G.K. Chesterton
Stilton, thou shouldst be living at this hour
And so thou art. Nor losest grace thereby;
England has need of thee, and so have I —
She is a Fen. Far as the eye can scour,
League after grassy league from Lincoln tower
To Stilton in the fields, she is a Fen.
Yet this high cheese, by choice of fenland men,
Like a tall green volcano rose in power.
Plain living and long drinking are no more,
And pure religion reading “Household Words”,
And sturdy manhood sitting still all day
Shrink, like this cheese that crumbles to its core;
While my digestion, like the House of Lords,
The heaviest burdens on herself doth lay.
I read about a serial rapist who always left DNA at the crime scene. Checks in the DNA system always came up blank.
A really smart detective finally asked if there were any close 'hits'.
YES!
Turns out a close 'hit' was his brother who had been jailed for some other felony.
They followed the brother around until they got his DNA from a cigarette butt. BINGO!
They got the identify of their serial rapist.