[monkeyshine]

Well if you’re going to fall, might as well fall hard.
Instead of Christianity, maybe he can start a sex cult?
What could go wrong?

[alstewartfan]

Spiked grape Kool-Aid will be served with all meals.

[Meatspace]

“Well if you’re going to fall, might as well fall hard.”

Or fall well.

[Wilhelm Tell]

“Well if you’re going to fall, might as well fall hard.”

Anyone can fall hard. If you are Jerry, you can fall well.