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Miller Lite Created A Line Of Candles That Will Make Your Home Smell Like A Sports Bar Or Dive Bar
delish.com ^ | MAR 24, 2021 | KRISTIN SALAKY

Posted on 03/27/2021 5:27:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin

Miller Lite announced this week that it is releasing a limited line of candles, which it is calling “Bar Smells.” This is, obviously, because each one smells like a different type of bar that is special in its own way. There are three scents to choose from including Dive Bar, Game Day Bar and Beer Garden. The first smells like Musk, Tobacco, Pine, and Yeast, which certainly sounds better than the smell of my fave dives, but will have to do! Game Day Bar smells fittingly like Salted Peanut, Jalapeno, and Cracked Leather, and is perfect for the start of baseball season. Finally, Beer Garden smells like Green Moss, Warm Pretzel, Cracked Wood, and Sunburn, and will have you craving a beer the size of your head.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: candles; divebar; millerlite; sportsbar
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1 posted on 03/27/2021 5:27:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

How about Wet Bar Rag fragrance?


2 posted on 03/27/2021 5:29:10 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: BenLurkin
YUK!
3 posted on 03/27/2021 5:30:28 PM PDT by Don Corleone (leave the gun, take the canolis)
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To: BenLurkin
What about boys equipment room?....


4 posted on 03/27/2021 5:31:39 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

It has been a long time since I was in a dive bar, but I remembered it smelled of cigarette smoke, stale beer, cheap perfume, and urinal cake wafting in from the men’s room.


5 posted on 03/27/2021 5:36:08 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: dfwgator

Is that “Lassie”?


6 posted on 03/27/2021 5:36:19 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: BenLurkin

And next to the Miller Lite candle could go one of the Gwyneth Paltrow’s vag scented candles that she sells! (Might as well really stink up the place!)


7 posted on 03/27/2021 5:36:45 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: dfwgator

AOC. Is going to order by the case, just to feel at nome


8 posted on 03/27/2021 5:37:31 PM PDT by shadeaud (We have to discover the real truth and who did all the funding. This is American ....Defend it)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

“Musk, Tobacco, Pine, and Yeast” sounds kind of close to that.


9 posted on 03/27/2021 5:38:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Hawd I hope none if them smell like the Monkey bar in Pearl City!


10 posted on 03/27/2021 5:40:12 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: BenLurkin

If there’s not a Gay Bar scent, someone’s getting sued...


11 posted on 03/27/2021 5:43:07 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Deaf Smith

Awooooooooooo!


12 posted on 03/27/2021 5:43:09 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

True! Can’t wait to see what the wife says when I fire up one of those.


13 posted on 03/27/2021 5:43:11 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: BenLurkin
I'll take a women's wrestling battle royal.


14 posted on 03/27/2021 5:43:27 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: bobby.223

Musk, Tobacco, Pine, and Yeast......at least no yeast infection


15 posted on 03/27/2021 5:43:56 PM PDT by xp38
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Why would anyone want to do that?


16 posted on 03/27/2021 5:46:07 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: BenLurkin

Miller was one of the worst beers I ever tasted.


17 posted on 03/27/2021 5:47:38 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: BenLurkin

Perfect!


18 posted on 03/27/2021 5:47:53 PM PDT by rrrod (6)
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To: BenLurkin
Second choice: Pet store dog cages candle.


19 posted on 03/27/2021 5:48:03 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: BenLurkin

Probably doubles as an insecticide too.


20 posted on 03/27/2021 5:50:17 PM PDT by NWFree (Socialism is legalized plunder)
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