What do you call 100,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. As St Peter drives him to his new place, they pass several small 2-bedroom ranch houses w/ Popes mowing and watering their lawns.
Arriving at the lawyer’s place, he sees a sprawling mansion on 5 acres w/ a swimming pool and a gardener doing his lawn.
“This is my place? How come popes get ranch houses and I get a mansion,” he exclaims.
St Peter says, “We got 85 popes up here....but your the only lawyer we’ve got.”
A: A Rottweiler