So much better than the Bad Ol' Days
So much better than the Bad Ol' Days
Man alive, you must have had 15 toolbars! FF had an extension that provided multiple one under one menu.
Looks like a heavenly screen used by saints to keep track of all the incoming prayers per second!
Thank you for calling Heaven's Hotline!
Every call is important to us.
If you wish to access the Heaven's Hotline FAQ sheet, Press 1 to be connected to Catholic Answers.
Si desea acceder a la hoja de preguntas frecuentes de Heaven's Hotline en Espanol, Pulse 2 para ser conectado a Catholic Answers.
If you wish to talk to GOD Himself, please realize His time is limited. Many other representatives and even His mother is available to handle your request, praise, plea, prayer and/or worship/adoration/veneration.
Stay on the line and one will be with you shortly.
Thank you for calling Heaven's Hotline! All lines are presently in use...
After receiving an answer from Heaven's Hotline, Press 3 to hear instructions for the correct amount of alms to be given to the poor. (Or Hail Marys...)
(Cue background music: Ave Maria )