[BipolarBob]

Targeted Stimulus Checks will be done this way in the future. It's the only way to fight White Privilege, doncha' know.

[butlerweave]

Hitler had a Blue eye chart

[butlerweave]

Redistribution of wealth

[a fool in paradise]

I still haven’t received my six hundred this time around.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The return of the paper bag test.

[dfwgator]

Of course we all know light-skinned blacks are superior to dark-skinned blacks.

[brownsfan]

You know, the sad thing is, this is totally believable.

[SpaceBar]

A little too close to home for parody.

[dainbramaged]

I dig the Bee, but my sense of humor has taken a serious hit.

[ryderann]

“All men are created equal”. They’ve already zotted the Constitution.

[RightGeek]

[Sacajaweau]

Yeh...read a little....smiled.....looked.....The BEE

[gcparent]

Paper bag test. Maybe we can pass.

[proud American in Canada]

Next up! Mandated “miscegenation.” You will no longer be able to determine who you may marry. The state will decide all, including how many children you can have.

[butlerweave]

Biden also has a plan to put an end to all Sports

[TChad]

Get your Biden-approved self-worth estimator right here:

[ontap]

Pretty sure my skin color isn’t on the list!!

[Liz]

Biden is providing color charts to all federal funding agencies to make
sure superior all-white males with melanin deficiencies dont cut in line.

However, Biden’s tolerance and compassion got the better of him.

He announced SOME white males could qualify for federal funds
only IF they have pre-pubescent little girls willing to come to the Oval Office after-hours
(when Dr Jill is busy seeing patients).

[metmom]

That one almost had me.

[Vendome]

I hate whoever writes the Babylon Bee articles.

That was so stupid and I almost fell for it...

LOL

[AndyTheBear]

I am going to the tanning salon...