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Marvel's Star-Lord is apparently now a polyamorous bisexual [Chris Pratt]
https://notthebee.com ^ | Joel Abbott | Dec 15th, 2020 12:26 pm

Posted on 12/15/2020 12:26:41 PM PST by Red Badger

I haven't met a kid yet that doesn't want to be a superhero. My own daughters love to pretend they are Jedi (I have trained them well) or princesses with magic powers.

Superheroes are meant for kids. Yes, there are large numbers of nostalgic adults – my own particular penchant for Star Wars included – that love the adventure and lore of fantastical worlds, but the target market is and always has been children.

You might one of a few adults who will buy that $300 Captain America shield replica, but there are 50 million kids who will beg their parents for the $20 plastic version.

The rise of the Marvel Cinematic Universe has further brought nerdom into mainstream culture, making it cooler and thus more desirable for children to emulate their favorite heroes in real life. If Superman punching Hitler in the 1940s seemed cool to a 10-year-old, today's menagerie of on-screen and in-comic superheroes is more appealing to kids than ever before.

Now that I've cemented this point in your head, let me present you with this headline:

Yes, Star-Lord Peter Quill – played by actor Chris Pratt – is now cool with whatever sexual fantasy floats your boat.

In the most recent comic issue, the superhero finds himself teleported to a mysterious dimension named Morinus after everyone thought he had been killed fighting the Greek god Zeus and the Olympians (because why not?). Morinus is seemingly a place of "rebirth," where Star-Lord spends 150 years with an alien man and an alien woman while only a few short months pass in our world.

(Wasn't there already a movie where Chris Pratt spent a lifetime adrift in space with Jennifer Lawrence?)

Twelve years into this rebirth experience, Star-Lord accepts his fate and declares his love for his two companions, saying, "Time to accept the truth... Morinus is my home. You're my home."

As he embraces his two lovers, the male alien tells him his old identity is gone and his new life is ready to begin, which totally isn't symbolic in any way.

"Congratulations, Peter Quill. The you-that-was is over. You're newborn, and ready to learn our ways."

Before we continue, let's take a moment to consider my original point:

"Superheroes are meant for kids."

The next question: If superheroes are meant for our kids, what message is being told to our kids through this comic?

And finally, if this is easily published about one particular superhero, what other messages have and will be sent to our children through hundreds of other superhero stories about polyamory, polygamy, pornography, bestiality, or any other sexual flavor of the week?

I guess I won't be surprised when people readily celebrate Superman becoming a pedophile 10 years from now. #PrOgReSs

To my knowledge, the story arc of this newest comic issue is a way of bringing Star-Lord's original origin story into the new Marvel Universe. His experience in "Morinus" is supposed to an expansion and rebirth of the character that blends the origin story of the current cinematic universe with his original 1975 debut.

Why that had to include polyamorous bisexuality is beyond me, but hey, I'm just an old fashioned weirdo who likes good characters and doesn't need to know the sexual behavior of my favorite cartoon sponge.

There are plenty of Woke fans who are super pumped about this news, of course. "Star-Lord" was trending on Twitter after the news broke, with most tweets mocking Chris Pratt for his Christian faith and his attendance at LA's Hillsong Church.

For reference to Pratt's beliefs, here's a screenshot of an Instagram post he made when people started cursing him for believing even the most basic, vanilla Christian teachings:

"Love one another?"

What a radical lunatic.

"Make our children's cultural icons sexually promiscuous with all sorts of fetishes in a slide toward abject debauchery?"

Heroic.

What a time to be alive.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comics; hollywood
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1 posted on 12/15/2020 12:26:41 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Congratulations on Marvel trashing yet another franchise.
It is almost like they hate their fans...


2 posted on 12/15/2020 12:30:02 PM PST by Little Ray (The Left and Right no longer have anything in common. A House divided against itself cannot stand.)
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To: Red Badger

At least not many kids read comic books anymore. These days the audience is mostly aging nerds and Hollywood producers who depend on comic books for movie ideas.


3 posted on 12/15/2020 12:30:17 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Little Ray

Marvel is now owned by DISNEY, so it’s no surprise........................


4 posted on 12/15/2020 12:31:25 PM PST by Red Badger ( “The goal of socialism is communism.”... Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Red Badger

Quite a while back they made one of their old Western characters-The Rawhide Kid into a gay cowboy. I guess he simply wore the chaps and hat after that.


5 posted on 12/15/2020 12:32:12 PM PST by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: Red Badger

Everytime you spend hard earned money on a Hollywood Movie, you are giving them the Money they need to DESTROY YOUR LIFE and This Country.

JUST SAY NO!!


6 posted on 12/15/2020 12:32:38 PM PST by eyeamok
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To: Red Badger

C’mon Andy!


7 posted on 12/15/2020 12:39:51 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys )
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To: Red Badger

This is the comic, not Chris Pratt...


8 posted on 12/15/2020 12:39:57 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Red Badger
A couple years back I discovered this thing called 'ships' which was very creepy.

'ships' is short for imagined relationships between specific anime/comic characters. Sometimes the ships are more like friendships and sometimes more like marriages. Sometimes its a male and female, sometimes two females, and sometimes two males.

There are entire fan clubs organized around specific ships. Most of these clubs are populated by very young children who write fan fiction, draw pictures of their ships, etc.

All very, very creepy.

9 posted on 12/15/2020 12:41:18 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not my current tagline.)
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To: Red Badger

Marvel Comics -- Now Being Run by MCU Honcho Kevin Feige -- Declares That Star-Lord (Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy) is a Bisexual


He's been proudly heterosexual since his creation in the 70s, but SJW Kevin Fiege has decided he now likes The D.

By the way: Pratt was attacked by Ellen Page -- oops, I mean Elliot Page -- for supposedly belonging to a church that was transphobic. It wasn't. But Pratt had to put up with SJW attacks on a lie pushed by a lunatic bitch.

I'm sorry -- I mean lunatic bastard. She's a dude now, man! (But "he" will continue to play female roles, of course. None of that rule that you must only play your own sexuality for them! That's a rule that applies to normal people only.)

Kevin Fiege has now declared that the character played by the Christian, normie actor is bisexual.

That will now put Chris Pratt through a whole new cycle of embarrassing questions and then SJW attacks when he fails to be enthusiastic about playing a gay character to the precise (ever-escalating) level demanded by the SJWs.

The Daily Mail is already pushing that angle.

Oh, by the way, forgot to mention: He's not just bisexual. He's also polyamorous, in a three way cuck/bisexual sex triangle with a woman and a man.

I want to stress that Kevin Fiege took over Marvel Comics, the publishing arm, not just the movie studio, over a year ago so this is being done at the top boss' order.

Is everyone psyched to see Guardians of the Galaxy 3?

Had enough yet?


Via HeelzvsBabyface.

10 posted on 12/15/2020 12:42:29 PM PST by Bratch
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To: Red Badger

I wonder if Chris Pratt will suddenly become sick so they have to bring in a replacement star? Really any excuse will do.

Hollywood loves to punish non-leftist actors by changing their roles to either humiliate them and ruin their careers, or get enormous payouts for contract clause violations.

That’s why “character diminution and dilution” clauses have become more popular.


11 posted on 12/15/2020 12:43:35 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All men and women were created by the, you know, you know, the thing." -- Joe Biden 3/3/20)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

All he has to do is say CGI that scene.....................


12 posted on 12/15/2020 12:45:37 PM PST by Red Badger ( “The goal of socialism is communism.”... Vladimir Lenin)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

You’re lucky to have gone this long without knowing about them.

I discovered shippers back in college when I saw a blurb somewhere about Kirk and Spock (early 70’s when Star Trek reruns were starting to gather steam with the fanzines).

Eewww!


13 posted on 12/15/2020 12:45:54 PM PST by Bratch
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To: Vendome

Yes, but now Chris will have to choose whether he wants to play that character any more.................


14 posted on 12/15/2020 12:49:36 PM PST by Red Badger ( “The goal of socialism is communism.”... Vladimir Lenin)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

Sounds a lot like Furries...................


15 posted on 12/15/2020 12:50:27 PM PST by Red Badger ( “The goal of socialism is communism.”... Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Red Badger

“Superheroes are meant for kids.”

I’m in no way justifying the recent changes. But this statement is demonstrably false and anyone who’s read comics the last 40 years or so would easily disprove it.


16 posted on 12/15/2020 12:53:47 PM PST by ReelectTrump2020
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To: Bratch

Fiege seems a bit light in a loafers to me so I wonder why so many Star Wars fan boys are such big fans of him.


17 posted on 12/15/2020 12:53:55 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not my current tagline.)
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To: ReelectTrump2020

There are comics like Maus, etc. that are aimed at adults, but the type of comics that become big movies or TV shows tend to be the ones that appeal to children as well.


18 posted on 12/15/2020 12:55:11 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not my current tagline.)
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To: Sans-Culotte

Quite a while back they made one of their old Western characters-The Rawhide Kid into a gay cowboy. I guess he simply wore the chaps and hat after that.

Ironically posted by Sans-Culotte!!


19 posted on 12/15/2020 1:04:41 PM PST by Flick Lives (#resist)
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To: Red Badger

Chris Pratt has nothing to do with it.


20 posted on 12/15/2020 1:08:54 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (You are in far more danger from an authoritarian government than you are from a seasonal virus.)
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