In before Ten!....................
A man being audited is sitting in an IRS agents office. The agent says,
I see you own a sandwich shop in New York City?
Thats right, the man replies.
The agent continues, And youre declaring $120,000 income?
Yes, sir, the man says, Is there a problem with that?
No, the agent answers. But I do have a question about a certain deduction.
It says here you want to deduct a trip to Tahiti as a business expense.
Ah, the man says. Did I mention we deliver EVERYWHERE?
When our lawn mower broke my wife kept nagging me to get it fixed. But, I always had
something else to take care of. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
I found her seated in the tall, unmowed grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair
of scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,
When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.