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He's just not that into you. And because he's spectral, he could be.
1 posted on 10/15/2020 10:43:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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The groom
2 posted on 10/15/2020 10:44:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

She should put this on her new Tinder profile.

3 posted on 10/15/2020 10:46:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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She should put this on her new Tinder profile.

4 posted on 10/15/2020 10:46:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Doña Flor y Sus dos Maridos


6 posted on 10/15/2020 10:51:24 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
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“I think he started doing drugs and partying a bit much.”

Hunter Boo-den👻

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7 posted on 10/15/2020 10:59:52 PM PDT by twister881
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yeah, some medium she is- she couldn’t even see right through him


8 posted on 10/15/2020 11:12:46 PM PDT by Bob434
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It's obvious what happened...

The ghost is an Australian citizen. He wanted to go to England where there were more haunting opportunities, so he decided to marry a British chick to get citizenship, so he could work.

But, when he arrived in England, he consulted a lawyer, who informed him that ghosts don't need British citizenship to haunt in England...so he dumped her.

9 posted on 10/15/2020 11:44:15 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Mocking Liberals is not only a right, but the duty of all Americans.)
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See? These are the chicks I used to end up shacking up with. Never let great sex cloud your judgement when she shows up at your door with packed suitcases. There ain’t a place on the Hot/Crazy Matrix where she quite fits in.


10 posted on 10/16/2020 12:10:28 AM PDT by Viking2002 (When aliens fly past Earth, they probably lock their doors.)
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I hate getting ghosted by a ghost.


11 posted on 10/16/2020 12:16:26 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Yeah, well, love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you.


12 posted on 10/16/2020 12:20:39 AM PDT by Texas Eagle ( and)
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Realm said she fell in love with a “sexy” spirit named Ray during a trip to Australia in 2018 — and even consummated the relationship on the flight back home.

Consummated the relationship on the flight back home? I wonder if this is another Genesis 6 incursion? Maybe the “ghost,” was watcher number 201, and did he take up residence in Tartarus? 🤗

13 posted on 10/16/2020 12:42:50 AM PDT by Mark17 (USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot.)
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Boooooooooooo hoo, the wedding is off. Such a ghostly tale.


14 posted on 10/16/2020 12:43:26 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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I had an ice cube collection but, someone replaced it with water...


16 posted on 10/16/2020 12:46:31 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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The Ghost-Groom responds:
“I was with you 24/7 during our second incarnation. You must be blocking that memory for some reason. Is that my fault now?”


20 posted on 10/16/2020 1:38:22 AM PDT by lee martell
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“ It was suddenly as if he didn’t know boo about romance, she told the show.”

Lol


22 posted on 10/16/2020 1:52:58 AM PDT by HollyB
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Another psychotic who needs meds. Or flirting with demons? Makes me wonder....do I show civility to such people walking the streets?


23 posted on 10/16/2020 1:57:30 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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Was his name Casper?


25 posted on 10/16/2020 2:15:59 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable family...even the dog is, too. :-) Trump 2020t)
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She’s already consummated the relationship. What if she’s preggers?

Hard to collect child support from a bum ghost.


26 posted on 10/16/2020 2:59:49 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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27 posted on 10/16/2020 3:33:29 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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I suspect he had ghoulfriends on the side.


29 posted on 10/16/2020 4:53:54 AM PDT by golux
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