“if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired”
That brings back a memory I haven’t thought of in probably 65 years. When I was 4 or 5, I first heard about “getting fired” and I was deathly afraid of my Dad getting fired (burned to ashes).
Nice. When I first heard kids calling each other bastards on the the playground in 5th grade I thought they meant fish poops.