"How about name it for those who buy the tickets?
The Washington Lobbyists."
Yes, that's good first start. BUT, you still include the name of the racist, slave-owning, dead, white make who founded the patriarchal, homophobic, racist nation on stolen land.
The name of the team MUST use the original language of the area from the Algonquian peoples. I DEMAND that the team be called, "Little Blue Bird That Chases Eagles", in the
original Algonquian language of course! /s