Us smarts ain't trying to recruit the stupids.
They just sit around drinking all the beer and peeing on the carpet.
You keep 'em.
p.s. Gotta admit. That Mordor line was hella good. You ain't coming back from that one.
I'd be happy to. First would be not calling people stupid
trolls and enemy agents and Soros plants if you wish to
recruit them.
Nobody reacts favorably to that stuff. Would you?
What land are you the ambassador from? Mordor?
Nah, we crushed them Mordoreans and have made good productive
folks out of the ones that survived. They serve us well growing
onions and making cheese so that we have plenty of pizza toppings.
Conquest is dull without pizza.
Us smarts ain't trying to recruit the stupids.
They just sit around drinking all the beer and peeing on the carpet.
You keep 'em.
p.s. Gotta admit. That Mordor line was hella good. You ain't coming back from that one.