[lee martell]

There will most likely be a few movies made about the mysterious and controversial Ms Maxell.
Who will play her, though?

I nominate the wife of actor Michael Douglas,
I give you....Catherine Zeta-Jones!
She looks the part, and with that Welsh accent, Catherine
will sound the part, as well.
She can be very serious, but also has a good sense of humor.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

And like Maxwell, at least if you ask her husband, her private parts are cancerous.