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A review on a $10,000 “pillow.”

“* all 72% i 10:00 AM
Penelope Fitzner
***** They are full of fairy magic and
unicorn rainbows.
Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2019
I ordered twenty of these pillows for a “Battle
Royale” between my self and my other Olympian
friends. Little did I know that Zeus would have
taken some of them and used them to make the
wings of Pegasus. When that first divine pillow was
swung through the air of Olympus, all the little
manfolk and woodland beasts below heard the
sound of smoothrolling thunder billowing
throughout the land. Like ecstasy smacking one in
the face it was. We took one and ground it into a
find powder at Haphaestus’ mill and the mixed it
with some strong drink, accidentally creating what
is now known to man as Ambrosia, the “nectar of
the Gods”. I quess we will sell the rest of these
pillows for an inconcievable price and watch as all
the world whimpers in despair for their great
mortal poverty.”