Well, the ironic thing is, if you wear a mask, then the cellphone nannies have no power to ruin your life, since they can’t identify you.
Malicious Compliance: Wear a mask intentionally made out of loose burlap or mesh so as to be useless. Maybe even use screen door screen or chicken wire. 1. You’re not doing what the want. 2. They also can’t identify you. :)