Let’s start with obstruction of traffic, move on to impersonating a police officer, roll to attempted assault and intimidation, throw in extortion and false imprisonment on top of all that.
That’s the way a Federal prosecutor would work it if say, he thought you were a Trump operative and he needed to bury you. But of course they only did that to a guy who said something they didn’t like and sent 29 FBI guys in SWAT gear to arrest.
Let’s not forget the obvious and most important: Jaywalking.../s