I made my girlfriend pee on herself while going to the campground one day. There was a Bee Gees song on the radio. I was fourth part harmony, nailed it. Umm, she couldn’t stop laughing. :)
...I started a joke,
which started the whole world
pee-ing.
Oh, if I’d only seen
that the pee
was on me!
Oh,,Ohh.
Never make your wife or girlfriend laugh too hard. She will warn you once, then that’s all she wrote. Learned that the hard way.
Male and female urinary tracts are very different. A man’s is designed to hold it in, a woman’s not so much.