Posted on 07/05/2020 9:28:59 PM PDT by L.A.Justice
I hope she sends the guy with the Ugly Stick to prison for a long time, he really did a job on her.
I’ll bet you that happens more than most would expect.
If you were in a collision, you get nervous. Your stomach is tied up in knots.
Is it hard to imagine the IMMEDIATE NEED to download poop when SHTF and you are in the driver’s seat?
Yes. People will call it “Hit and Run” when that was not your intention at all. Perhaps you just chose to maintain some vestige of dignity by not soiling yourself then and there, before stopping to exchange insurance information. You know it’s going to take a while. Photos will be taken.
Calmly tell it to the judge in traffic court. He may say
“The Court reluctantly admits to having been there too...
Not Guilty of Hit & Run, pay a fine and go! ...Next case!!
Piss poor reason to be arrested.
He used 3, after the first two broke. 😁🤪
...I started a joke,
which started the whole world
pee-ing.
Oh, if I’d only seen
that the pee
was on me!
Oh,,Ohh.
That Depends...
*** “At my age and my bladder, I’m lucky I make it to the bathroom and keep dry sandals on my feet............” ***
Do what I did ... build a porch
I see what you did there
Why did this make national news? I mean with the thousands of dui/dwi cases going occurring on any given day, how is it that this one makes news? Because she urinated? wth?
As a teenager ridin’ my dirt bike at dusk... I slammed into a barbed wire fence and flew over the handlebars. I hit pretty well, just a little shaken. Looking back at the bike I still could not see the barbed wire - the bike was standing up and shaking... seeming to stare at me with a mocking eye. I was a little freaked out until I got close enough to see the fence!
Thank Goodness they weren’t around the night I hit a herd of deer (killed 5 outright).
I think it may be because the Antifa/Burn Loot Murder communists were telling their people to piss and shit in cop cars if they get arrested because it would put the cars out of service for some time.
I’m sure I saw this information posted in a story here two or three weeks ago.
Never make your wife or girlfriend laugh too hard. She will warn you once, then that’s all she wrote. Learned that the hard way.
Male and female urinary tracts are very different. A man’s is designed to hold it in, a woman’s not so much.
Actually, that's not true at all.
I've had a lot of really, really awesome things happen after midnight while drunk.
Jake from State Farm
She won’t
She looks way older than 27
She won’t make 40
Alcoholism is a terrible thing
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a pee or two.
There is Drunk, and there is Pissing Drunk, and there is Passed Out Drunk. Thankfully , no one was injured or killed, but OMG , that’s an Ugly Bitchy Resting Face.
She struggled through field sobriety exercises and refused to provide a breath sample.
We need to ban this dangerous drug.
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