[a fool in paradise]

The customer attacked the employee, this is self-defense and trespassing

[Phillyred]

I thought “ customers “ generally paid for things.

[Eagles6]

It depends on the races of the employee and the perp...er...I mean, possible victim, you racist!/sarc.

We'll get some signs printed up just in case.

MURDERED FOR MEAT!

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!

(Kinda catchy, doncha think?)