[fhayek]

If I was writing headlines, I would call it “Meat Your Maker”....

[dfwgator]

If you don’t steal your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t steal your meat.

[SmokingJoe]

Why couldn’t he just be a vegetarian eh?
Shoulda listened to AOC. :)

[Songcraft]

And the sub-headline could be "The Beef Thief Has Come To Grief".