[E. Pluribus Unum]

Have you considered hip-replacement surgery?

Hip-replacement surgery is a lot easier to recover from than knee-replacement surgery, and the results are excellent.

[Leaning Right]

> Have you considered hip-replacement surgery? <

Oh, yes. But a specialist has told me that such a surgery would be too risky, as it might lead to paralysis. On the bright side, I guess I’ll be exempt from the draft when the next Civil War comes.