Posted on 06/05/2020 6:47:06 PM PDT by simpson96
A Florida woman who reportedly spent three months in jail for battering her boyfriend in October attacked the man with a hamburger Monday night, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit.
Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that shed smashed hamburger into the alleged victims face, but police say that when they arrived at the couples trailer park, the 39-year-old man had hamburger in his ear.
The conflict began when the pair argued about whether a window in their mobile home that they share with the victims mother, should be open or closed. The victims mom owns the trailer. Cordero and the victim have four children. They are under the legal guardianship of one of their grandparents, cops said.
Cordero allegedly said she hoped the victim choked on the burger she allegedly shoved into his face.
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Florida Man (tm) has been getting too much publicity. Its about time Florida Woman got equal time.
If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face. Carl.
Somehow these Florida Man, Florida Woman stories just aren’t as mirthful as they used to be.
She’s getting even with him for that wedding cake incident.
Funny you should say that. ??
LOL
Darn straight! We’ve got the best governor in the nation, large state division.
We’ve gotten through the Wu flu in decent shape compared to other large states.
And the rioting hasn’t gotten anywhere near the level of the big northern and California cities, although any rioting is a bad thing.
My town in southwest Florida is just going about its business, although too many of the sheeple are still wearing useless masks at Publix and Aldi.
Was the meat patty still frozen?
Some would call that a weaponized patty.
What did police say?
Cow Patty.
Do you want fries with that?
Wish someone would give me a hamburger.
I hope she at least got his condiments right.
some would call that a hockey puck
Lucky it wasn’t a pointed stick.
What was the 911 call like?
*Can you describe the hamburger?
*Was it rare or well done?
*Special sauce, lettuce/cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun?
If hed order a hotdog this couldve really went bad. Saddest story Ive ever heard. ROTFLMFAO
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