****FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*****

[Colonial35]

A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch
and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher,
“I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.”
The old rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The Water representative said,
“Mister, I have the authority of Federal Government with me.
See this card? The card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land.
No questions asked or answered.
“Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the
Water Rep Running for the fence and close behind was the rancher’s bull.
The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step.
The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher
immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out:
“Your card! Your card!
Show him your card!”

[HeadOn]

HE PAID $5/ROLL??????

[TexasTransplant]

***”HE PAID $5/ROLL??????”***

That would be a lot funnier with Exclamation Points

HE PAID $5/ROLL!!!!!

[HypatiaTaught]

I must have messed up the peso conversion.

Maybe he paid 2000 rather than the 20K

LOL!

[unclejohncornbread]

A new inmate was settling into his cell for the night after lights out. After a little while he hears someone whisper 35. Muffled chuckles from the others cells. A while later 21
Same laughter. This goes on for several hours. The next morning he asks the inmate in the next cell what was going on. He replies that they have been here so long they have assigned all the jokes numbers so it doesn’t take so long. He gets the inmate to tell him some jokes and their numbers. That night he waits a while and whispers. 15. Nothing Then 11. Dead silence. He goes to his buddy in the next cell and asks whats wrong . The buddy says, some people can tell em some can’t.

[Trillian]