Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.
posted on 05/09/2020 8:39:02 PM PDT
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
One of my all time favorites!
posted on 05/09/2020 9:02:33 PM PDT
(The Coronavirus itself will not burn down humanity. But we may burn ourselves down to be rid of it.)
The nun choking the Hare Krishna is my favorite bit from “Airplane”.
posted on 05/09/2020 9:15:16 PM PDT
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
Are you sure you are telling us everything?
Oh, we are also OUT of coffee.
This might not be an exact quote, but I think it was from Airplane II.
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