Posted on 04/25/2020 11:46:37 AM PDT by sodpoodle
An old man says to his doctor, “Here’s the thing. Every morning at 7:00, I take a really good leak. Then at 8:00, I take a really good dump.”
The doc says, “That sounds pretty normal, so what’s the matter?”
The old man replies, “I don’t wake up until 9:00.”
Thanks so much for posting!
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