A Woman goes to the pet store, sees a parrot for sale, only 50 bucks. “That’s a great price for a parrot, what’s wrong with it”? she asks.
The salesperson says “That Parrot used to work in the downtown brothel that was just shut down, and it’s got quite a vocabulary”.
The woman feels sorry for the poor bird, so she buys it and takes it home.
As soon as she sets it up in the living room, the parrot speaks “New Home, New Madam”.
The woman is offended, but remembering the bird’s background decides she can live with it.
The woman’s twin teenage daughters walk in after school. The woman says “come see the new Parrot”!
When they walk into the room, the Parrot chirps “New Home, New Madam, and New Hookers!”.
The girls gasp, but the mother explains the situation and they have a good laugh.
A little later, the Father comes home from work. The woman yells for him to come to the living room to see what she got.
The father walks into the room, and that Parrot chimes “Hi Harry, how you been”.