Posted on 04/20/2020 6:09:47 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Japan is trying to give sex workers a leg up during the coronavirus pandemic.
The nation is offering financial aid to members of the oldest profession whose job prospects have gone limp amid social distancing — but regulations make it difficult for those in the stigmatized industry to apply without outing themselves, according to a new report.
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How about both legs up??
“whose job prospects have gone limp”
Beavis and Butthead approve!
How about a Bart Simpson prank call? “Is there a-man-in-da woods?”
“Kimono-My-House, Papasan!”
Yep I had to laugh at that one too. Who the heck writes these lines? Are these legitimate news writers or 7th grade boys?
So does Billy Jeff.
Was this written by some X rated comedian?
lol
That was the best line of new I’ve read today :)
They won’t be able to keep that business erect unless things change soon.
But a couple of stupid business moves is what made them blow everything
It is stigmatizing over there and that’s why most customers use the back door
ok i’m done :)
“Stop being prejudiced, stop discriminating based on people’s jobs, stop being misogynistic.”
Stop... in the name of love!
That reminds me of the only joke I know about Japanese sex workers. An American employee of a Japanese company is tasked with making a presentation to the CEO and top brass in Tokyo. The night before the presentation, he is too nervous to sleep, so he has a “sex worker” sent up to his hotel room. During the act, she screams out “Kawasaki!Kawasaki! Kawasaki!” which surprises him, as he assumed women of her profession were unemotional and businesslike. Anyway, the next day he nails the presentation. So good that the CEO invites the American to join him at his private golf club. All is going great, and at the first part three, the CEO makes a hole-in-one! Not knowing any Japanese, but wanting to convey his excitement, the American yells out “Kawasaki!” The CEO turns, stares at him, and asks, “What do you mean, ‘wrong hole’?!”
This is about to come to a head!
Cash for Spunkers?
Only 14,000 person have gotten any $$ after 5 weeks with a backlog of nearly 1 million claims plus there are rumours abounds of the Gov skimming and not paying the retroactive due.
One makes a discreet pun at a dinner party and there’s always someone who exclaims:
“Ah, HA! HA! I GET IT! How about TWO legs up! HA HA HA!
What about the DOUBLE ENTENDREY? HA HA HA!
HA! Do YOU get it? Who WRITES these things? HA HA!
That’s why I don’t go to dinner parties anymore.
Wow...that song always gets to me...both because I loved it when it came out and because my Mom had a music box that played that tune.
I remember that very well. Geeze, where have all the years gone?
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