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93-year-old woman who asked for 'more beer' during coronavirus lockdown gets surprise delivery of Coors Light
Fox News ^ | April 14, 2020 | Michael Hollan

Posted on 04/14/2020 12:47:06 PM PDT by jazusamo

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To: jazusamo

The IRS will watching to see if she declares the gift value of the beer on her income tax.


21 posted on 04/14/2020 1:18:27 PM PDT by Revel
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To: jazusamo
Fear - More Beer
22 posted on 04/14/2020 1:18:41 PM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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To: jazusamo
It's like an episode of the Twighlight Zone.

Granny gets her wish when a stranger gives her a surprise delivery of beer. Plot twist: it's Coors light.

23 posted on 04/14/2020 1:28:23 PM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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To: jazusamo

And when she saw it was Coors Light she said “I asked for BEER!”


24 posted on 04/14/2020 1:30:40 PM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: newnhdad

I’m gonna hang us a sigh that says

NEED MASSAGE NOW


25 posted on 04/14/2020 1:31:38 PM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: jazusamo

She asked for beer.


26 posted on 04/14/2020 1:35:19 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: oldasrocks

I wouldn’t do that if I were you...


27 posted on 04/14/2020 1:36:28 PM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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To: RandallFlagg

“I work at Coors.” Most excellent. I admire your work.

Coors light is my preference and give it up every Lent.


28 posted on 04/14/2020 1:45:39 PM PDT by Falconspeed
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To: Larry Lucido

Only if someone dug him up.


29 posted on 04/14/2020 1:52:30 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: jazusamo

I’m going to the same thing, but with a plea for some Single-Malt Scotch Whisky. A few cases should suffice.


30 posted on 04/14/2020 2:15:33 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: jazusamo

93-year-old woman who asked for ‘more beer’ during coronavirus lockdown gets surprise delivery of Coors Light ... to which the woman replied, “No! I said BEER!”


31 posted on 04/14/2020 2:17:56 PM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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To: jazusamo
A perfectly reasonable request.
At least she didn't call 911.

32 posted on 04/14/2020 2:27:36 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: BBQToadRibs

That’s rock solid good PR.

Yup!


33 posted on 04/14/2020 2:39:44 PM PDT by Flick Lives (A liberal is someone who worries that somewhere, someone is enjoying life.)
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To: jazusamo

LOL! My sis used to go through a case of that on a Saturday...with her ice cubes in a mason jar. (That is not my sis and she is still alive)


34 posted on 04/14/2020 3:02:26 PM PDT by PGalt
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https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/287/17112/

I’ve got a couple of Hopslams left.


35 posted on 04/14/2020 3:05:07 PM PDT by PGalt
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Woo-hoo! Cheers, Granny. :)


36 posted on 04/14/2020 4:01:39 PM PDT by simpson96
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