The heart wants what the heart wants.
Posted on 03/31/2020 1:42:37 AM PDT by L.A.Justice
BROOKSIDE, Ala. (WBRC) - Two people were arrested on Friday after they were caught having sex in a vehicle while in the Brookside Police Department’s parking lot.
According to the Brookside PD’s Facebook page, the incident happened around 3:30 p.m. on Friday. Workers at the Brookside Communications Center spotted the couple “engaging in sexual activity inside a vehicle."
Officers called for a K9 unit to be called to the scene after they smelled a marijuana odor coming from the vehicle. During the search, officers found crystal meth, drug paraphernalia, marijuana, and a firearm.
Police arrested Paula Garner and James Sanders of Centerpoint. The two are charged with Possession of Controlled Substance, Drug Paraphernalia, and Indecent Exposure. James Sanders has also been charged with Felon in Possession of a Firearm.
Authorities say that Sanders was Garner’s ride. Garner was there to perform community service.
The vehicle was impounded and the suspects were walked to the Brookside Jail.
If you click on the article, you could see the pictures of those two people...Their ages were not mentioned. I think the woman is older than the guy...
What a stupid couple...They should have taken care of business before coming to the police station...
The heart wants what the heart wants.
I think the organs you are thinking of sit a bit lower.
CC
Authorities say that Sanders was Garner’s ride. Garner was there to perform community service.
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So many euphemisms.
Was that wrong?
I’m getting mental pictures that I’m not comfortable with.
Marijuana again? Firearms? Crystal meth?
What were these people...thinking?
What a lovely couple, I’m sure their children will be beautiful and productive members of society.
The guy looks like he shouldn’t be operating a motor vehicle...ever.
Sanders was gardners ride.. Gas or ass, I guess she put out.
Confucious say: “ Woman who fry upside down in porice packing lot, have clack up!”
And they dared to do it other than in Florida!
And they dared to do it other than in Florida!
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I had to do a double take, I thought it happened in sunny FLA.
Guy looks like it was some really good chit.
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Minor correction: pocking rot.
Consensual violation of social distancing.
from Demolition Man
How you’re supposed to have sex while maintaining social distance;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs
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