Posted on 03/25/2020 11:13:03 AM PDT by L.A.Justice
It’s not always better to love the one you’re self-isolating with.
The Department of Health issued guidance Saturday on ways to stay COVID-19-free when the birds and bees beckon amid the coronavirus pandemic.
First and foremost: self love is the best — and least dangerous — kind of love.
“You are your safest sex partner,” the document reads. “Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after.”
But the agency did not entirely throw cold water on the idea of bumping uglies with another virus-free human.
“The next safest partner is someone you live with,” officials offered. “Having close contact– including sex — with a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
I guess swingers should stay at home with their spouses...
I guess us old married folks should just sit at opposite sides of the room and yell “F*** you!” at each other...
Covid 19 and sex. Now I can laugh about the reporting. Social Distancing at 6 feet apart means no close contact. If you have to have your jollies experienced use common sense. Looks like hookers, prostitutes and escort services will be getting some of the 2 Trillion stimulus too. ( No pun intended).
Lol!
LOL. So nothing has really changed.
Does that count as Aural sex?
Are prostitutes (the world’s oldest gig economy) covered by unemployment insurance?
Or will the bailout only benefit the capitalist entrepreneurs who organize them?
Another site had someone post in the comments section on Coronavirus, an X-rated cartoon chart of different positions which would allow the participants’ faces to remain 1.5 meters apart during sexual activity, and other positions with a line through them which were unsafe.
What made it funny was they had to remind you not to kiss, and (get this) “be sure to wash your hands afterwards”.
I’d think the horse would be out of the barn by that point...
Oral sex?
Are prostitutes (the world’s oldest gig economy) covered by unemployment insurance?
Or will the bailout only benefit the capitalist entrepreneurs who organize them?
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I did watch the HBO show on Nevada brothel...
I think ladies who work in Nevada brothels would get unemployment insurance...I guess they would be considered as employees of the brothel...
Love your screen name. My favorite guitarist of all time. Have most his albums.
Oral sex?
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NY memo did mention that certain kind of sex act is not recommended at this time...If you go to NY Post website, there is an article about that...I did not want to post that article. I figured that the moderator would probably delete that article...
Actually, they were considered self-employed independent contract workers (I saw a few episodes of that show too.)
Of course, I think that was before the IRS tightened up the rules.
Mark
FZ is one of my favorite guitarists as well. I have eight of his albums - all but one of which are from the ‘70s.
Actually, they were considered self-employed independent contract workers (I saw a few episodes of that show too.)
Of course, I think that was before the IRS tightened up the rules.
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That’s too bad...I am not upset if those ladies get unemployment insurance...It is a legal brothel.
I don’t know if Air Force Amy still works for that brothel...
Does that count as Aural sex?
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YES!
I’ve been telling that joke for YEARS and NO ONE gets it!
Great minds, I tell ya ......
Cuomo will probably ask the government to prosecute infractions under the RICO theft laws...
Think about sex and:
That’s not RICO, that’s a country song on steroids...
It is ugly that they feel the need to even speak of the subject. It goes without saying, when it comes to illness, viruses and such - flu “crisis” or not - that fidelity is “safer” than casual sex. Always has been, since time immemorial. I guess they know how dumb the media and modern education has made people, getting them reliant on NOT thinking, just waiting for the “experts” in the media or else where to tell them what’s what.
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