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[VANITY]: Now that we are approaching the end of the Toilet Paper era, perhaps we should consider other options, such as those described in Chapter 13 of Rabelais' famous book: "Gargantua and Pentagruel"
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Posted on 03/16/2020 10:09:43 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: Zathras
I was going to print up some t-shirts that say:
“I Survived Coronavirus and All I Got Was 100 Rolls of Toilet Paper”
To: Maceman
“ ...one of the most famous writers of the 14th century, to which I was first introduced in a college literature class.”
I was about to say I didn’t think you were that old, then you clarified by saying it was actually the 16th century. That makes more sense.
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posted on
03/16/2020 10:50:18 AM PDT
by
bk1000
(Banned from Breitbart)
To: Uncle Sham
If you have a washing machine you don’t need toilet paper. Alternately you can just hop into the shower and get clean.
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posted on
03/16/2020 10:53:40 AM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
To: PapaBear3625
Careful, you’ll spark a run on shower head hose attachments at Lowes and Home Despot.
To: lastchance
You dont say?
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posted on
03/16/2020 10:57:40 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(Our parents/grandparents were called to war. We have been called to sit on the couch. We got this!!)
To: Bratch
The original hemorrhoid cure.
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posted on
03/16/2020 10:57:55 AM PDT
by
CTyank
To: Maceman
The Muslims have their own unique way of dealing with the problem.
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posted on
03/16/2020 10:58:54 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: Maceman
This is the time the New York Times and Washington Post can finally be put to good use.
“Democracy Dies In The Outhouse”
“All the News That’s Fit to ****”
To: Maceman
No TP? Subscribe to the NY Times. It comes with the crap already in it. Watch your buttski though. Mohmmedans have BEST PRACTICES...maybe not...SF road warriors are giving them a run.
HOW DARE YOU, PGalt. STFU, dog-faced, pig-tailed, pony-soldier...or I’ll have Joementia sniff you.
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posted on
03/16/2020 11:06:26 AM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: Maceman
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posted on
03/16/2020 11:28:15 AM PDT
by
Freedom_Is_Not_Free
(What profits a man if he gains the world but loses his soul?)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
The patent office awaits.
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posted on
03/16/2020 11:41:10 AM PDT
by
lastchance
(Credo.)
To: Bratch
Where are the
white cobs?
...for "Quality Control", of course...
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posted on
03/16/2020 12:02:06 PM PDT
by
TXnMA
(Anagram: "PANDEMIC --> DEM PANIC")
To: Maceman
Big TP has been Wiped Out.
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posted on
03/16/2020 12:04:18 PM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
To: Maceman
This is the ultimate old time potty humor.
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posted on
03/16/2020 12:09:07 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
One word. Bidet. Got one. Called a washlet seat. Haven't needed TP for over 2 years.
Heated seat and water.
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posted on
03/16/2020 7:02:13 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: Maceman
Hmm, I never really knew what to do with marjoram. Thanks for the info.
(Eat right, wipe left)
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posted on
03/16/2020 8:05:04 PM PDT
by
nicollo
(I said no!)
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