A blonde is sick of all the blonde jokes, so she dyes her hair brown. Then one day, she’s driving past a field of sheep, and thinks they’re so cute, she stops to look. The shepherd is nearby so she asks if she can have one, of course, he says no. Then she says she’ll make a bet with him, that if she can guess how many sheep there are, would he let her have one. He said okay.
So she guessed 487. And the shepherd is shocked, and he informs her that there are 487 sheep in the field, so as a man of his word, she can have one. She goes off into the field, and returns a few minutes later.
Then, the shepherd asks her “If I can guess what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?”
Why are blondes like turtles.
Once they are on their backs they are screwed.