They’ll have to pull that last package of toilet paper out of my cold, dead hands. It’s Charmin and Mr. Whiffle says I shouldn’t squeeze it.
Sorry, Mr. Whipple.
I confess, I fell prey to the TP psychosis.
At Costco this morning. We already have a 1+yr supply of TP in every available closet at home procured by the wife to her genteel stds.
Costco opened at 1000. Line to get in goes to the back of the warehouse outside and loops back nearly twice.
I get in 15 min after opening, and they tell everybody Kleenex and Paper Towels all sold out in 10 min. Some TP left, of some 24 pallets, 2 were left when I got there and they offered me one 30 pack of TP. I took it, figuring I could barter with it in case not needed.
I get home facing the wrath of CINCHouse.
Good news, ..our friends who just got married 2 weeks ago returned from their Honeymoon, only to discover they couldn’t find any TP in the stores. We now have their wedding present which they value and boy are they happy. (Who would think it?) (Why do I feel so cheap?)