Posted on 03/13/2020 6:23:20 AM PDT by Colonial35
Haven’t seen one of these in a long time. Good show!
I have been diagnosed with a fear of giants.
The doctor says I suffer from FeeFiFobia.
Oh, where has the silliness gone? Where is Lucky19?
An Irish Priest was transferred to Texas.
He rose from his bed one fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
“Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”
“And the best of the day to yourself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter.”
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good Father, replied,
“Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Then, Father O’Malley replied,
“Aye, ‘tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”
Have to say, for a Friday Silliness Thread, the return could not have come at a better time.
Thanks FRiend, for bringing it back!
Bkmrk
A theme song for the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus:
Freak Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5qrwbkmlEk
He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, plastics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed.
On further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water...
under his wife's supervision.
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A co-worker told Bubba that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Bubba's best friend.
Worried and hurt, Bubba ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said Bubba, "don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend... I don't even know him."
The local Emergency Department has a Triage Tent outside. It’s the Carona Cabana!!
For Lunch Today there is Wuhan Lua.
Lol!!!
Thanks for the thread!
:-)
Thank you for reviving this thread.
I have always enjoyed it! :-)
I have really missed it and am only copying and pasting from the archives.
Like This one.
Little Johnnys mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. Mommy, its the minister, he said to his mother.
From the kitchen, Johnnys mom said, Tell him Ill call him back.
Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, Mommy cant come to the phone to talk to you right now. Shes hitting the bottle.
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