Posted on 03/06/2020 5:39:33 PM PST by familyop
The Koran.
The ones I saw in arabic were printed o n a very cheap absorbent grade of paper.
Old telephone books also works for me.
Time to read the old book GARGANTUA in which a discussion on how to best wipe “your bum” is discussed.
Considering this virus doesn’t cause the runs I dont get it..water I understand but TP
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Who sais this?
You did read about the ‘large plumes of methane gas’, that are contagious, didn’t you?
It’s sad that the population has been dumbed down to the point that some need instructions for wiping their a$$.
Simple... Convert to Islam... Put your hands to work...
My niece in Germany just had to self quarantine at home for 3 weeks/21 days. A supply of toilet paper came in handy when you can’t leave your home.
She tested negative for coronavirus. Three of her conference friends have tested positive.
Supplies are important.
Costco on the west coast had to limit buyers to 2 packages apiece
No contract needed, just leave the package outside the door, knock and leave.
Thank goodnes that she tested negative!!
YES...supplies are of utmost importance.
I hope folks are at least getting a few weeks supplies on hand.
Meds and TP, especially.
Just buy a bunch of cheap wash clothes or use rags. Use them wet. Rinse them in the toilet in clean water after you flush. Get a load and then run them through the washing machine with bleach.
I’m worried about her negative test. Three other people in her group tested positive. I’m thankful. For now.
plus jc catalogs are just plain fun to read sittin on the throne
Is there still a print version of New York Times?
Don’t Arabs use a bucket of sand to jam their poopy hand into? And they always use the same hand, not the one they eat with?
Old phone book pages work like that, too.
Umm....use leaves? Paper towels? My hand? Take a shower?
I love my Charmin. I’d rob people to get more if I ran out during the apocalypse.
Come on what jury would convict? ;-)
That’s so scary...since many have come in negative...only to repeat as positive.
We’ll say prayers for your niece.....that she is completely in the clear.
Please keep us updated.
Using three squares folded to size of one square, then two squares folded to size of one square is the ultimate extended use per roll. twelve to eighteen sheets per day and a nine roll pack last a month.
I think I’d go with leaves and tree bark first.
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