LOL. That saves me the trouble.
( : >)
Mitt Romney consults Siri in 2012:
Mitt: Siri, find me a running mate.
Siri: A boxer would make an excellent jogging companion.
Mitt: No, I meant find me a vice presidential nominee to add to the ticket.
Siri: Oh, well why didn’t you say so? Most qualified vice presidential candidates are: Dan Quayle, Albert Gore, Jr., Richard Cheney, Joseph Biden...
Mitt: NO! I need somebody fresh and exciting.
Siri: Like Sarah Palin?
Mitt: No, no, no! It needs to be someone less charismatic than I am.
Siri: Oh, crap. Maybe you should try a funeral director.
Mitt: Siri, there has got to be someone who can be loyal, faithful, eager to follow me anywhere without asking any questions, one who can do as he’s told...
Siri: A boxer would make an excellent jogging companion.